itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

I got my sister to watch Sherlock.

• Sister: Is that seriously it? That's it?
• Me: The next season is coming out this year.
• Sister: This year? What the fuck does that mean? When this year?
• Me: Late.
• Sister: How could they just end it like that??
• Me: Well, the next season is--
• Sister: HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT??
• Me: NOT NEARLY AS LONG AS THE REST OF US HAD TO.

antonioborelli:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL

amsterdamnedd:

basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

ooooh so that’s why my parents ground me! Got it

i just re-read this i'm just kidding i'm ugly

carryonsunshine:

aimmyarrowshigh:

anyone who says

niall’s favorite movie

isn’t dirty dancing

is lying

 #multiple times #multiple times he has attempted the lift #it’s his new dream #he got justin bieber’s phone number #he got madison square garden #he got croke park #all that’s left is the lift #nobody puts niall in the corner x

one direction

halesparkles:

Derek clambers out of the Toyota with a picnic basket and waves brightly at Scott and Stiles, miming that he has the sunscreen and that they should put hats on.

raisesomehale:

*Derek smashes into Scott’s english class with his new toyota* you forgot your lunch

doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren’t wearing shoes

light-eco-sage:

amayyy-zayn:

alabasterfrost:

…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this

Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…