my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
- Sister: Is that seriously it? That's it?
- Me: The next season is coming out this year.
- Sister: This year? What the fuck does that mean? When this year?
- Me: Late.
- Sister: How could they just end it like that??
- Me: Well, the next season is--
- Sister: HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT??
- Me: NOT NEARLY AS LONG AS THE REST OF US HAD TO.
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL
if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded
ooooh so that’s why my parents ground me! Got it
anyone who says
niall’s favorite movie
isn’t dirty dancing
#multiple times #multiple times he has attempted the lift #it’s his new dream #he got justin bieber’s phone number #he got madison square garden #he got croke park #all that’s left is the lift #nobody puts niall in the corner x
Derek clambers out of the Toyota with a picnic basket and waves brightly at Scott and Stiles, miming that he has the sunscreen and that they should put hats on.
*Derek smashes into Scott’s english class with his new toyota* you forgot your lunch
…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this
Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…